An Indian migrated to the US , and moved into a nice home in the suburbs.

His American neighbor came to his door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing a bunch of chickens around like mad. “Must be an Indian custom,” he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided again to welcome the Indian man.
When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. “Must be an Indian custom,” he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow’s big fat butt.

Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man.

“I’m sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!” He yelled at the Indian .

The Indian looked dumbfounded  and answered. “Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bull shit.